ATTENTION ALL WHATPUMPKIN HOODIE OWNERS
mageofd00m: mageofd00m: Especially Seer of Mind hoodie owners, however, any whatpumpkin hoodie will do! For my English class, I am to pick a certain product that I do not own (wow, that criteria REALLY narrows it down! /sarcasm) and write a consumer advocate article about it. What I need are people willing to answer a few questions about their hoodies, such as: How weak/strong is the...
Clever phrases and swear words used by Karkat...
traceexcalibur: BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE WRITHING KNOTTED HELL OF A TIMELINE CHOKING US ALL TO DEATH CRYPTOBAFFLING MIND FUDDLERY OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT SWEET ALMIGHTY TAINTCHAFING FUCK SHITSPONGE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS THE MOTHER GRUB’S HEINOUS UNDULATING...
i cry all da time wen i see dis
clumsyroyalty: gllt: I can’t
aaa stupid missing-e i keep accidentally reblogging to here shhhhhh
doktorivan: do you think when trolls cosplay humans based on their fandom, homestuck, they buy white troll nye paint and paint themselves completely white and buy bright white or jet black wigs and then buy like completely white sclera lenses and super huge fake flat teeth and non pointed ears and god that would be great OR EVEN BETTER some of the trolls just paint themselves bright pink...
Why Jake died.
acceler8r: The reason Jake died is due to the fact the fandom worshiped him as a false idol. Hussie is a cruel, wrathful god, so he struck him down with his holy and almighty authorial powers to punish us, as is evident by the lack of any visible wounds upon Jake’s body. However, the great Huss of Lips showed mercy by keeping Jake’s “real” self alive. For now.
a short fic about sweet bro and hella jeff...
halftruth: revolutionator: The default warning had been insufficient, Hella Jeff realized, his body numbing with a climbing tide of distress; how could a cursory comment of ‘keep an EYE out for those stairts, sihtheel’ ever hope to account for this ceaseless flow of metal-grated steps, this river of unending motion? Sweet Bro fell, and he kept falling - would keep falling for a small...
bufula: sometimes people reply to my posts and i dont know how to respond so i dont respond but then i feel like by not responding i made them feel like im ignoring them when im not and then i just weep into my keyboard Me, especially on this blog and with messages. u__u; And then I don’t reply for a long time and it’s way too late to be replying now so i just leave it there to...
windows-vriska: IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT BEQUEREL’S ‘MOM’ IS TECHNICALLY A BOOK WITH ‘MEOW’ REPEATED IN IT OVER AND OVER A GAZILLION TIMES AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING HEY MOM!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!!!! NO MOM, DON’T FALL ON THE CANDLES. NO. NO YOU’LL BURN, MOM. STOP. windows-vriska…….
animegeorgecostanza: mfw bro is actually a sink
madseason: angerliz: madseason: splitbricks: BRO YOU ELOQUENT DOUCHEBAG YOU ELOQUENT AS FUCK DOUCHEBAG THIS THIS EXACTLY omfg hahaha He is DOUCHEY LIKE DAVE and ELOQUENT LIKE ROSE And he has a lil Cal of Jesus christ. (The guy’s still weird though, I mean his pr-scratch adult stuff still had a puppet porn website…) I am loving how different from the kids the guardians’...